I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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