She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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