How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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