she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
