Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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