Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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