But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
how does that bad decision feel?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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