Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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