I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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