just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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