Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Randomize
