Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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