its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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