Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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