Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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