I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think your dad took our porno
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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