i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
