Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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