If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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