i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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