The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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