Is it normal to miss your booty call?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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