We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I yelled at your uterus for you.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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