Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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