I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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