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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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