There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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