Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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