nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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