I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Who died my cat blue again?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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