i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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