BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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