Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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