i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I need to align my fucking chakras
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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