"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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