that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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