Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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