chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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