Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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