We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Couch. On fire.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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