"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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