are you so shy because you have an std?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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