so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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