i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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