if i died would you start the facebook group?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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