i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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