dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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