Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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