I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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