Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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