Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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