Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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