But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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