just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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