Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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