Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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