I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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