did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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