D3 body, D1 cock
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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